'Pygmy' in Paperback April 20! Huge Sale and lots of Free Stuff!
THIS PROMOTION IS OVER! We're all OUT of PYGMY shirts and prizes!
Pygmy is being released in paperback on April 20th and to celebrate we are having a huge sale on our Pygmy Tour Thirts! But wait, it gets better: We have tons of random gifts to add to any store order (Yes, Premium Memberships included). Here's what we're offering:
- Signed copies of Chuck's books in hardcover and paperback graciously donated by St Helen's Bookshop!
- Loads of vintage Stranger Than Fiction 'Von Chuck' hats!
- Full sheets of Pygmy stickers (with EVERY order, while supplies last) - 16 stickers per sheet!
- Vintage Choke Promotional Postcards!
- Plus, a free Pygmy Tour shirt with any other T-shirt order (The same size as ordered shirt unless otherwise requested in comments box..while supplies last!) *Note: We have just sold out of Men's Large and Medium in the Pygmy shirts.
And other random prizes, not listed here for a surprize factor! :)
*Close-up of back design
JUST want a Stranger Than Fiction 'Von Chuck' hat and nothing else?
No problem! You can simply pay the shipping costs and we will send it your way (While supplies last)
To get a free hat: Send $6.75 to subscriptions @ ChuckPalahniuk.net through Paypal. ($5.15 Priority shipping, $1.25 Paypal fee, .50 for the bubble envelope) You will also get a sheet of Pygmy stickers with the hat!
IMPORTANT: "Postage only" 'Von Chuck' hats are only available for US orders because of postal costs.
All OTHER offers apply for International orders: International order may recieve a signed book or cap, and all will get stickers.
And, as always, cult stickers are added to every order. :)
Order signed books from St. Helen's Book Shop!
(Cut off date for personalized signed books from St Helens is APRIL 19!, so get your orders in!)
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So just order anything and all that stuff will get added? (Sorry I'm a little slow.)
I doubt ALL, hence the term random, which implies a selection, i.e. probably AN item from aforementioned pool of schwag...
I don't think you're slow, I think you're reading TOO FAST!
No, you do not get everything, it's random. Some will get A hat, or A book, or a couple of Choke postcards.
ALL will get a sheet of PYGMY stickers.
The funny thing is everyone is ordering the PYGMY shirts at $8 which is fine, the prizes are totally random and it doesn't matter what you order, BUT:
If you order any other shirt (CHOKE, FIGHT CLUB, SURVIVOR), you STILL get a PYGMY shirt AND are eligible for the other random prizes!
So if you order a SURVIVOR shirt for $16, you also get a PYGMY shirt for FREE...so you get two shirts for $16 i.e $8.00 each AND another random prize.
AGAIN IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ORDER: Names will be drawn out of a jar and corresponding prizes randomly assigned.
so, can we say, maybe that if my girlfriend orders one too, that we'll get different things? that'd be cool.
I don't look at addresses or last names when I "drop" the prizes. I place all the printed invoices face down and walk around dropping things on them at random.
That is the system! You should see my living room, hall, kitchen table and..yeah, stuff everywhere.
(Then I turn over the invoices, add what the the order is and pack them up.)
So yeah, of course you might get different things, or the same thing.
Also, in general, we are running out of sizes already. Kinda crazy. I'm trying to keep the shirt page updated, but you may have an email from me asking if you want a different size, different shirt or a refund.
We have run out of ALL of Men's SURVIVOR shirts except ONE 3X large shirt and TWO Extra Large.
-We are all out of Men's PYGMY in Medium.
-Men's CHOKE Shirts: We have THREE large, THREE Small, and TWO Medium left.
I think that's the update for now.
I like to give away prizes and I've been kinda heavy-handed tossing them in packages, so I called St. Helens and they are kindly sending us some MORE SIGNED Chuck books tomorrow so we have even MORE stuff to give away. They're wonderful.
Will you be adding anymore shirts? I really wanted to get a survivor shirt but I see you're all out of medium.
Sorry, Mark, we won't be restocking the SURVIVOR shirts for a while. If we get enough requests, we will, sooner than later.
Thanks!
Ordered a Fight Club shirt, didn't get a Pygmy one too.
Speaking of being a little slow, how about this for an idea? When or if there is another tour shirt for one of Chuck's books, why not just have the tour dates listed on the initial batch of them and then once the book tour is over, all that anyone can get is just the regular t-shirt with just the logo on the front? might drive up those release date sales up if everyone knows it's a limited edition shirt. I doubt anyone wanting to buy a Rant or Pygmy shirt nowadays is worried too much about tour dates from over a year ago.
Probably would have been a better suggestion a couple years ago.
Got my Pygmy shirt, Von Chuck hat, Pygmy and Cult Stickers(which may have been the best part!) in the mail today! I ordered like two days ago! Thanks Mirka, you made my day.
Is there any way I can order a Snuff poster?
I had the same problem as Mark... wanted a Survivor shirt, but out of Mediums.
Anyone know how long the shipping takes, roughly? I ordered 2 weeks ago, and still nothing...