Pet Names For Your Menstrual Cycle
probably an odd topic for a male to start but my girlfriend and i had a bit of a laugh about this the other day. and the forums are a bit slow right now and i'm bored so...
- Auntie Flow
- The Crimson Curse
- Special Time
- Sunday Bloody Sunday
that's all i've got right now. but, it was pretty funny convo. maybe you had to be there.
My ex used to just say "my friend."
Hardly seems right, because what kind of friend would do that to you?
labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.
I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.
Woman!
| adj | facebook | an american atheist| warmed and bound |
I usually just call it my period, or "that time of the month", a lot of polynesian people say they've got their "mate".
I remember a girl gave our PE teacher a note saying she couldn't go swimming, the teacher read it, and with a sour face said
"Tell your Dad, it's called a period, not your mate."
I call it "Honey! I'm not pregnant!!!"
Then we do a little jig dance and song, and hug and congratulate each other.
Someone on the forums once called it their "ladybug" and I about pissed myself laughing.
There is hope, but not for us.
Poor man's ketchup. That's disgusting, I immediately regret thinking of it, but I'm posting it anyway.
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
"AWWWw fuck the bitch is back" is always the first thing i say ...or p.i.t.a
for pain in the ass
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
I usually just whine and say my uterus hurts.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
for pain in the ass
it should very well be P.I.T.U, shoudnt it?
And, Pepper, you're so right!
haha pepper.
also pet names have been:
-the devil or red devil
-i'm on my rag < guess its referring to the time when you literally would use a rag to catch the mess
-hot tamale
there are a few others i just can't think of now
but i did use to do a period dance because im a dork like that
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
The Monthly Battle!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
The Local Butcher!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
my friends call it "nighttime" to be coy.
"uh oh, it's nighttime."
*grimace*
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
On the blob. Us brits are classy like that.
But I rarely need to talk about it, so that's cool.
red wings?
This. Not sure why other people do.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
I used to call mine Mr. T, but i've been fixed and so don't have one anymore.
But I rarely need to talk about it, so that's cool.
that's well filfy.
Amazing
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
This. Not sure why other people do.
Indeed. I just did away with them all together. Hello, Depoprovera...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
The redcoats have landed.
Strange topic to discuss for sure. When talking to my man-friend, I just say I'm "currently occupied."
I call it "Proof I haven't had sex in a while!" HEYOOOOOOOOO!
Tee hee.
On a sort of thread-related note...
Ladies, does anyone else get pissed off when your sig other won't sleep with you whilst the situation is occuring? I used to think it was gross, yes. But then, the manliest man I've ever dated said this to me.
Me: Hey Luv, I know you're supposed to come down later, but I just started the Big P, so if you want to reschedule, I understand. I'm sorry.
Him: I'm already on my way, and that doesn't change a damn thing I'm planning on doing with you. Anything.
And he made good on his promise. I can't explain how sexy that made me feel, even though I couldn't have felt any less attractive beforehand.From then on, anyone that didn't want to do anything with me for that reason instantly lost brownie points.
Maybe that's just me, but ladies? Thoughts?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I think it's a preference thing. Some guys can't handle looking at their willy all bloody.
I'd be more concerned about the lack of balls beneath it.
Seriously. It's an unpleasant thing for women, sure. But dude, how assholish of you to recoil in horror at the thought of intimacy during a time where you feel unsexy as all get out already. I mean, grow up, really.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Oh, I meant to say that back when I had a uterus a few years ago I called it "going on the rag".
I just got a booty call. err... booty text. It went something like this:
me: bad timing
ramsey: why is that?
me: I'll give you a hint. Its red.
ramsey: so the fuck what? I'll be there in a bit.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
This also seems like a good thread to use my sock puppet ode to the vagina monologues I made with a friend in college:
No.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
red wings...
I don't get the wings part...
No.
Nope! I don't wanna do those things while this situation is occurring.
Red wings is a term for when a girl gets oral when she's on her period, because the giver has "wings" of blood on the side of their mouth when their done.
::vomits on self::
red wings:
The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.
"All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."
"wings" denotes the marks left on your face afterward. or so i'm told.
I'd make such a wimpy man. The idea of discarded uterine lining, mucus, tissue and blood in my mouth is revolting.
I bet all yous go ass to mouth, too.
Sure, why not. Of course, that may be simply because I'm under twenty five and date immature men...
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Yawn.
Edward Cullen has earned his red wings!
Come on guys - Please stay on topic or I'm going to have to:
a. Move this to GD
b. Close the thread
This is the Research Forum. We have one rule - Stay on topic in here. I'm getting tired of deleting posts.
labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.
I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.
I saw a horrid movie preview with him in it last night called, "Remember Me". Given the choice, as a guy, to have to sit through that or earn my red wings? I'd choose the latter.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
a. Move this to GD
b. Close the thread
This is the Research Forum. We have one rule - Stay on topic in here. I'm getting tired of deleting posts.
Move it then.
Oh God, Mike, I simultaneously laughed and vomited.
It's some of my best work. I don't know if that's sad or not.
Also, since this is in GD now, I can ask: Does anyone else think that video still in the Bazell question thread looks exactly like the rotten vagina stuffed with broken teeth and cottage cheese that's in my freezer?
...I've said too much.
Rotten Vagina would make a great name for a band.
Oh PLEASE God help me fight this temptation.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I'd totally show you guys this horrible horrible video i stumbled across yesterday but i'm at work and it's totally NSFW. but it's relevant to all of this.
Also, since this is in GD now, I can ask: Does anyone else think that video still in the Bazell question thread looks exactly like the rotten vagina stuffed with broken teeth and cottage cheese that's in my freezer?
...I've said too much.
Umm, yeah, I do. And that's exactly why I haven't clicked on it.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
My wife and I used to call it Sauce. "I've got my sauce!"
My favorite term is "dirty lady time". It never fails to make me laugh.