Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving
Murder them, murder them all.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Holy shit, this is intense.
I want more than them
That's the difference
Hahaaha
oh
WOOWWW!!

I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.





Lol, the only thing more wrong than the comic was this statement.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
great success!
My boss appreciated this. Told me not to let HR see but still.
i thought this was going to be about Clarissa Explains it all. Now all I can think about is Melissa Joan Hart getting molested.
Go on...

ha with her lazy eye
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
You say that like its a bad thing?
Lol, the only thing more wrong than the comic was this statement.
I just figured out what would make this strip even more more wrong!
Set it in the Obama White House! Then you get racism and politics and on top of all that TWO molested kids!
It's not racist if it's black-on-black molestation.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729















What a selfish bitch!
"My April fools joke: A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The priest orders a whiskey. They have an engaging conversation about the world economy because they are both educated on such matters. Richard Dawkins walks in with a pack of savage scientists, and yells: "I AM HERE TO HAVE AN ORGY OF SCIENTIFIC REASONING IN THE FACE OF YOUR QUAINT SUPERSTITIONS." The priest and the rabbi finish their drinks and quietly leave the bar as Richard Dawkins begins to masturbate." -Phil Jourdan