Read my blog and help me make money! I'm poor!
I hope this is the appropriate forum for this and I'm using this section correctly? Here it goes...
I found out about a feature on www.blogspot.com that lets you get paid every time someone views your blog! You get even more cash when said viewer clicks on an ad!
My blog is at http://goodbyetimebomb.blogspot.com
I am an aspiring writer and would like to think that I can make my monotonous existence interesting via the written word. I promise to keep up with it and give it my all as far as not being scared about how far I go existentially.
Also I will be posting poems and short stories (Or the links to the short stories) on there that will be exclusive! Well, unless you are part of the Writer's Workshop.
Which by the way is an amazing feature of this site and totally worth the money it costs!
I can't say enough good things about it either. I was f***ing amazed at how just flat out good the people here are at spinning yarns! If anything join to read the amazing content!
But yeah... Even if you don't want to read my neurotic ramblings at least go there and click on something. 
Thanks everyone!
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
Oh... My... GOD! Yes! You are the first person to ever get that!!!
I usually explain some long winded and more romantic reasoning behind it but yeah, Mathew Good Band. :-P
*Gives you a gold star*
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
New blog, same old story, click on the ads and make me a millionaire!
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
New blog up ya'll!
http://goodbyetimebomb.blogspot.com/2010/08/bioengineers-are-freaking-ho...
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
i wonder how many people have actually clicked?

hahahahahahahaha! it's five a.m and i am laughing my guts out, waking up the world. i miss the gifs.
I'll take your:

and raise you a:

edit: For those lame-oes who don't know and love this fucking movie, he is clearly saying, "I haven't got TIME for this MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT."
Which is very, very relevant.
Don't you only get like .01 cents per click or something?
And can't you, yourself, just click them a gazillion times from a different IP?
I clicked it once, but it was the same stuff already posted here so I haven't gone back again.
I guess I could click it for ya again.
I just did a few more in the past few days. I actually have a few followers now so it's pretty exciting. 
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
Choose a blog thread and delete the other two, please.
You can delete this one if you want. I'm sorry I made so many people mad. It wasn't my intent. I'm thinking that when I get out I'm going to reassess my life and such. Life's too short to get into arguments.
Besides, my other one is more worthy to pimp out. No one wants to read about my meanderings. I'm intending on being a little more private about things from now on anyhow.
I make music! Download everything I've ever done for free at http://goodbyetimebomb.bandcamp.com
Buy my ebook One More Suicide at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ZLYUDS
Follow my neurotic escapades at: http://trueposer.blogspot.com
I have a crappy website too! http://www.trueposer.com
Besides, my other one is more worthy to pimp out. No one wants to read about my meanderings. I'm intending on being a little more private about things from now on anyhow.
That's good to hear, man. But I wanna sound sincere, here. So go fuck yourself.
Send me an envelope full of money and help me make money! pretty please!


Good bye time bomb? Is that a Matthew Good (Band) reference?
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.