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New Episode of The Velvet Podcast: EPISODE 018: DOES BEING A WRITER MAKE READING UNBEARABLE?

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EPISODE 018: DOES BEING A WRITER MAKE READING UNBEARABLE?
Caleb J. Ross and Pablo D’Stair discuss a recent tweet sent from @calebjross that speaks to the problem of authors and their reading habits, particularly about how being a writer tends to lessen the enjoyment of reading. Of course, part of the enjoyment that writers get from reading comes from the dissective act of reading, but what about when we just want to enjoy a damn story? Is it possible for a writer to be a passive reader?
Head over to www.TheVelvetPodcast.com to have a listen. read more »
Selling Fight Club Standee on ebay, a very rare one
http://www.ebay.com/itm/180805940977#ht_3700wt_1198
If anyone is interested. It's from Sweden and I've never seen one anywhere else.
A Penis Short Story
Hi guys i take your advice and post my short story here. Take a look clicking on the following link:
http://titwriter.blogspot.com/2012/01/emasculated.html
Tell me what u think
Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel
Hey, guys. My new books is out. If you liked the novel-esque aspects of Haunted (and my writing), then you will love this book.

A tour-de-force. A harrowing comic masterpiece. A timely novel that transcends the times. An instant American classic. This is what critics are not saying about Bradley Sands' latest magnum opus, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel.
A novel in three parts, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel is the story of one boy detective, the worst ninja in the world, and the great American fast food wars. It is a novel of loss, destruction, and—incredibly—genuine hope.
Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel contains three classic Bradley Sands novellas: "Frankie Nougat and the Case of the Missing Heart," "Cheesequake Smash-Up," and "Apocalypse Ninja."
Blurbs: read more »
Submit to Parody
Hello friends. Long-time Palahniuk fan and I'm looking for the bent sense of humor we all know and love (and submissions of the more tame variety as well).
Parody is a poetry journal for haiku, limericks, parodies on existing poems, and all things funny. Take a look at the guidelines and consider submitting for the inaugural issue!
http://parody.onimpression.com/p/submission-guidelines.html
Thanks!
Call for Submissions--Anthology
Psychosis: A Journal of Mental Illness. read more »
My short fiction, poetry, and prose book is on the Kindle
Hey everyone,
My collection of short fiction, prose, and poetry is now available on the Amazon Kindle. Buy Taurus the Great today!!
Here's a link to the US copy http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0065SEDIG but it's available wherever the Kindle operates.
Only Revolutions, Fifty Year Sword, Seeds on Hard Ground
Going up on Amazon tomorrow if no one's interested:
Only Revolutions : HC Signed 1st Ed 1st Printing
The Fifty Year Sword : HC Second Edition
Seeds on Hard Ground : Hand bound 1 of 2000 printed
Email me for pics, details. Make me an offer.
Henry McAmerica!
Check out my new vampire ebook!
Imagine if Edward Cullen freaked out and killed all of Bella's friends and family in order to have her for himself.
It's sort of like that but way gorier. My new book "Free Kittens" is a step above (and below, seeing as it's nearly 100,000 words less than my other one) and has been spell checked and grammar checked and all that. I think I did pretty good on this one...
Anyways, thanks for your time!

