Greetings
I stumbled on to - and duly signed up to - this fine looking forum while in my constant search of finding new websites to distract my brain whilst at work.
I work in the fickle world of television here in London town
I like old man Palahniuck.
Does the man dabble much in the forum?
Probably considered sacrilege to you lot but I've not read his last couple of books - am I missing much?
Hello
"Here am I, as rich as Croesus, married to the most beautiful woman in the world, but what I'd give for a pint and a shag up against a wall in Merthyr"
What Frank said.
Pip-pip.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Phew!
"Here am I, as rich as Croesus, married to the most beautiful woman in the world, but what I'd give for a pint and a shag up against a wall in Merthyr"
Going to need a name, age, favorite color, and credit card information.
so.. what is it that you do here?
Who are you talking to!?
new guy. i already know what you do here and i'm a fan.
Backatcha.
And Mr Peasant, when you come back, you are in dire need of an avatar.
Dire.
(1st GIS result for "dire". Niice.)
((Don't GIS "avatar" though. Buncha furries.))
EDIT: No, I don't know why I GISed those words...
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Duly noted!
I have plumped for one of my heroes sitting in the bath; with one of his eloquent quotes to boot; which would have no doubt sounded like rolling thunder when he uttered it.
"Here am I, as rich as Croesus, married to the most beautiful woman in the world, but what I'd give for a pint and a shag up against a wall in Merthyr"
This guy's a natural. And Terry O'Neill... not a bad choice. You're alright.
Now answer my questions, goddamn it.
Don't answer his questions!
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Don't listen to her advise!
Taking into account both your posts I shall answer AND ignore an equal number of questions:
André / 27
"Here am I, as rich as Croesus, married to the most beautiful woman in the world, but what I'd give for a pint and a shag up against a wall in Merthyr"
Hey new guy. I'll welcome you with some more Dire images, third page down.
Yeah... you should definatly read Tell-All. It's an instant chuck classic
hello, I'm do and I looking for mister palahniuk's e-mail adress. Can help anyone?
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No one here will be able to give you that because even if they did have it... they have no reason to give it to you. Why do you want it?
I have translated his novel and want copyright ) Sounds unreal?
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This is hilarious.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Into what language? And yes, a little unreal.
I'm guessing Engrish.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Oh! That's my first language. I can't speak it anymore but I understand it.
No, not in an English )))
what can I do? There is some advices?
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Make your own thread, one.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Read the FAQs, two.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Three? Profit. 
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Ok. thanks )
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Palahniuk is an absentee landlord. No he never dabbles here, nor does he browse, tinker, muck around, or even dilly dally around. Nevertheless, this place is just fine without him. No need to worry about not reading his last works. Most people haven't and they're doing just fine here.
Welcome.