*Spoiler Alert*
In just a sentence or two, ruin a movie for me. If you have to tell what movie it is, you're doing it wrong. I'll start off.
EDIT: No Recent Films, Please*
*So that this thread may be enjoyed by all.
Rosebud is his sled.
Soylent Green is people.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
The dog dies.
Now you go.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Aaron really was Roy.
Jigsaw was in the room the entire time.
Dil is a man.
I like Crepes.
He finds Lady Liberty's ruins at the far edge of the forbidden zone.
He shoots his eye out.
Fiona is really an Ogre.
This thread is risky. It feels like a gamble every time I click it.
That being said:
Jenny dies of AIDS.
Voldemort dies.
Jesus comes back to life.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I was just coming in here to writ that jenny dies of AIDS.
SHE WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT!!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
He becomes a real boy.
The ark kills all the Nazis.
The T-Rex saves everyone from the raptors.
Cypher is Judas.
Rango doesn't die.
He was on the hotel roof the entire time.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
edit) haha... nope, i can't do it for a new movie.
i fail this game.
*whew*
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Maximus dies!!!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Rocky loses. Then he wins a bagillion times, except for two.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ra's al Ghul dies. The Joker doesn't.
THIS has particularly bothered me. Why did he decide to not save Ra's, but he decided to save The Joker? That seems inconsistent, irrational, and all around ridiculous. The Joker's a million times more dangerous.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
Also, they kill the Alien, they kill the Alien, they kill the Alien etc. They kill the Predator, they kill the Predator, occassionally they make friends with the Predator and kill the Alien together.
Jason wins...or does he!?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
off topic/ I think I need a Predator tattoo.
The Titanic hits and iceberg and sinks. And Jack dies because he's stupid.
"My April fools joke: A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The priest orders a whiskey. They have an engaging conversation about the world economy because they are both educated on such matters. Richard Dawkins walks in with a pack of savage scientists, and yells: "I AM HERE TO HAVE AN ORGY OF SCIENTIFIC REASONING IN THE FACE OF YOUR QUAINT SUPERSTITIONS." The priest and the rabbi finish their drinks and quietly leave the bar as Richard Dawkins begins to masturbate." -Phil Jourdan
I did that one. But I guess I'll let it slide since it was in a different thread.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Seriously, though, there was plenty of room for him on that door. The jackass.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Plus there was a ton of other shit around him he could have climbed on.
Dumbass.
"My April fools joke: A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The priest orders a whiskey. They have an engaging conversation about the world economy because they are both educated on such matters. Richard Dawkins walks in with a pack of savage scientists, and yells: "I AM HERE TO HAVE AN ORGY OF SCIENTIFIC REASONING IN THE FACE OF YOUR QUAINT SUPERSTITIONS." The priest and the rabbi finish their drinks and quietly leave the bar as Richard Dawkins begins to masturbate." -Phil Jourdan
He coulda climbed on freakin' Rose! Body heat! It's smart and sexy solution.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The Village elders dress up and are the monsters.
This is the only time I will post in this thread. I won't even come back to see if anyone responds. I just came to say that this thread horrifies me. I haven't read any of the posts except for Sarah's here at the end, and thankfully it was one I already knew. Okay.
Fano's a big baby.
lol because everyone knows that.
lol because if he responds to that we will know he couldn't help himself
Will Smith realizes that, to the zombievampires, he is the monster, a thing of legend that they all fear.
No, wait, they changed the ending, rendering the very title of the movie meaningless.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Oooh what a trick!
They messed up more than the end.
also, When I read I Am Legend it messed with my head because I kept imagining Will Smith, but then he would be described with all these white guy features. Also I didn't realise I was at the end when I was and I read two and a half of the short stories that were in the second half, thinking they were chapters and trying figure out how they tied in to the story.
Oooh what a trick!
I know, and he has played it on himself!
The dude in the mask is Wesley.
As you wish!
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
There is no basement in the Alamo.
The new flatmate is a psycho identity stealing bitch.
Ahhh! This thread scares me! Curiosity will be the death of me someday.
I want more than them
That's the difference
Buzz and Woody become best buddies.
They live happily ever after.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
Her best friend dies from bee stings.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
Oh man, that movie.
They find Nemo.
The slipper breaks.
But she has the other.
They blow the place up, but then, right at the end, every single phone in the world rings at the same time.
Andy Dufresne chipped away at his prison cell wall for years, crawled through a hole that was covered by a poster and swam through a river of shit to freedom.
Donnie Darko dies.
Neo is The One.
Not only is Darth Vadar his dad, Leia is his twin sister. Ew.
He was insane the whole time.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
The screen blacks out before you know whether it stops spinning or not.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
Allie Hamilton and Noah Calhoun end up together and die in each other's arms.
His doll dies so he can get with the real girl.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
They destroy the ring.
Sam is a clone.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.