Things you are instantly suspicious of:
1. Unearned compliments.
2. Attempts at explaining everything using a single vocabulary.
3. People who discuss politics at every opportunity, even when they know it's not the right time, simply because "everything is political".
4. Self-help books that say you can do something in a few easy steps.
5. The seduction community's motto, "Be your best self", because of the contradictions in the PUA mentality.
6. People who call anyone who is left-wing a socialist and anyone who is right-wing a fascist.
7. Girlfriends who suddenly give much better blowjobs than they used to.
8. Blurbs on the covers of books.
9. "I'll pay you back!"
10. The Booker awards.
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I told myself either you or Ritt would say this.
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Girls who say they hate other girls
People with a carpet of fast food wrappers in their cars
Bridges that I have never driven over before
There is hope, but not for us.
Clowns.
People approaching my door with Bibles and a stern look on their face.
A dog turd that's already been stepped in.
Telephone conversations that start with "Are you the account holder..."
Liars.
The Oscars.
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
I told myself either you or Ritt would say this.
I had to do it because the longer and longer this thread went before someone said it, I would have become even more suspicious. Now, it's an okay thread.
My ex who just told me his friends gave him a choice of either entering a 6 month inpatient rehab program or a plane ticket back to Oregon.
Me with a gun.
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
I told myself either you or Ritt would say this.
Before I started scrolling the replies I was ready to compliment the ironic contradiction number three bares and {twelve-thousand more words}.
People who never get upset in public.
Food that is dyed blue.
People who touch me.
People who walk by my house.
People who argue by asking questions instead of making points.
The phone ringing.
Whispering children.
Ze Germans.
you and most everybody here.
medical professionals- docs, nurses, home health aides, (also shrinks MSWs) etc
educational professional- teachers, principals, assistants, etc
sometimes myself:O
pepper:
i touch people at my new job:( it's GROSS and not like GRO$$
Smatazboy:
i know a german i'm suspicious of.
xec8:
#5 PUA = Pick Up Ass mentality?
xec8:
#5 PUA = Pick Up Ass mentality?
Are you asking what PUA stands for? Pickup Artist.
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Me, too.
-Syndromes, illnesses and brain tumors, cancer etc. on the internet.
-Overly effusive people.
-Fat-free food.
-The idea that you must have personal experience with something in order to have an opinion.
-Advertisements
That guy in the mirror.
yes that is my question?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_artist
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
oh, i didn't even know there was a thing called a "seduction community," not before i read Choke. well, i guess i did work with a lady who was a "swinger." i really liked her too. she was a single mom. she had track marks from where she sold her plasma so many times to feed her children when they were little. she quit smoking around the same time because she couldn't afford to do so and feed her babies. the babies were more important. i miss her.
People who exclusively drink water out of disposable water bottles.
There is hope, but not for us.
I told myself either you or Ritt would say this.
I am now suspicious that Phil actually only thought Ritt would say this (or at least Ritt more than Nate) but said the above statement in order to save face.
*People who tell me to "do it again" after I do something funny to amuse them.
*Beautiful women (they hide the most secrets)
*People who are nice to me.
*A friend of mine who WON'T STOP CALLING ME.
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.
I'm suspicious of anything that comes out with a New and or Improved version, yet continues to sell it's Original counterpart.
Same with any kind of medication that offers a Maximum Strength and Regular Strength.
What's up with that?
My parents. My life feels very Truman Show-ish..like I couldn't make a drastic change to my life if I tried..
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.
-Guys who wear Tapout, Ed Hardy, or Monster t-shirts
-White people from the Northwest who claim to be Bhuddists
-My friends who thought "Where the Wild Things Are" was a great movie
-Whenever someone has Fox News listed under Television on Facebook
-When someone claims to "love Nietzsche" yet can't name a single book of his
-Michael Cera
-Craigslist
People who say they like "every kind of music." Bonus points: if they append that statement with something ridiculous, like "especially deathcore."
There is hope, but not for us.
- Country Western
- Techno-Rave
- John Philip Sousa
- Bavarian Chamber Music
- Trip Hop
- Easy Listening
- Hyphy
- Rio Funk
- Gothic Industrial
- National Anthems from States That No Longer Exist
- Classic Rock cover bands
- Happy Hardcore
- Progressive House
- Progressive Rock
- Progressive Trance
- Vulgar Sea Chanties
- All-gay Punk Bands such as Pansy Division, Limp Wrist or The Exploited
- High School Fight Songs
- Crunkcore
- National Socialist Black Metal
- Pantera when they were a hair metal band
(I am also suspicious of some of these so it's not off topic)
Anybody that uses the word "actually" on a regular basis.
People that repeat my schtick in my presence as if it was their own (can't keep track of their own lies).
Never eat spinach with a stranger
Guys who exclusively date Asian girls.
People who don't like animals other than for eating.
Those who are eager to talk to others.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
This.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I always see or hear it in the form of "I like all kinds of music. Except rap and country."
What this says to me is "I listen to some channels on FM radio, but not others. I don't really know anything about music beyond major commercial trends."
I usually like to ask about their collection of Klezmer discs.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
John Phillip Sousa iz Da Bomb!
also, I like every kind of music. Some more than others though.
Except Reggae. God, I can not stand reggae.
I've been listening to The Congos for like the past week.
- Progressive House
- Progressive Rock
- Progressive Trance
I just had these explained to me this weekend, and I couldn't think of any way to respond to said explanation without sounding like a mocking douchebag.
To me, it's not hardly music unless it contains at least one string instrument. Guitar, violin, piano, etc.
There is hope, but not for us.
1. People who are too beautiful
2. People who dislike cats.
3. People with blind faith in ______ whatever subject.
4. Compliments. (stolen from Phil, but oh-so-true)
5. Moths.
6. Saxophone players.
7. Being offered something for very little in return.
8. French children.
9. Whenever there's a really great Chinese food restaurant that's always empty.
10. Keyser Söze.
You are the reason cavemen painted on walls!
True story.
-Syndromes, illnesses and brain tumors, cancer etc. on the internet.
I really did get the bleeding ulcer. I wasn't doing a TruePouser impression.
You are the reason cavemen painted on walls!
True story.
1. Children who are very quiet around their parents.
2. People who love very hot weather.
3. Women who wear too much make-up.
4. Girls who can look at a picture of any other girl and find a flaw in it.
5. Empty picture frames
And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping. The moon tells me a secret. My confidant.
- Progressive House
- Progressive Rock
- Progressive Trance
I just had these explained to me this weekend, and I couldn't think of any way to respond to said explanation without sounding like a mocking douchebag.
To me, it's not hardly music unless it contains at least one string instrument. Guitar, violin, piano, etc.
There's an interactive chart which attempts to explain all electronic music.
http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/
It stopped updating in liek 2003, so it doesn't include dubsteb and such
The "THIS IS THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET." thread.
People that say I love you after a few weeks of knowing someone.
People that appear too perfect in every way.
Men that claim to have changed diapers (see above).
Tool stating they will be in the studio soon.
Being unable to sleep the night before your kids start at a new school.
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
Sounds like good parenting to me.
Definitely this!
My list:
- People who don't shower, when they have a choice
- People that do Poi (especially at raves)
- Gym addicts
- White people with dreadlocks
- Goatees
- When your boss takes an interest in your personal life
- People that don't care about music.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
People that dont like Cujo.
People that think Im nice and thats it.
if i'm going to be completely honest, Aboriginals in hoodies.
If it's warmer than 50 degrees, I'd find anyone in a hoodie to be suspicious.
Wow, judging by the list on here, I'd say right now the main thing I'd have to be suspicious of is myself, if I didn't feel so guilty.
But at least I'm still dread-lock free. *phewph*
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
I don't see what the big deal people have with goatees. They're outdated, sure, but what's there to be suspicious of? I'd be more suspicious of someone with a mullet.
Mullets are in.
Miggity
how can you be instantly suspicious of this?
Adult Luna Moths don't eat; in fact, they don't even have a mouth.
They only live for about a week, and their only purpose is to mate.
Newcomers :-
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
Thread titles that contain bad grammar.
There is hope, but not for us.
Ants
People who are too nice
Phone calls from numbers I don't recognise
Strange odours in the fridge
People who agree with everything
People who can't cook (It doesn't have to be gourmet, but everyone should be able to cook something for themselves)
People who drive lifted Toyota or Nissan Trucks around with giant stickers of American flags, 'God Bless Our Troops' ribbons and Pee'ing Calvins.
That and the Dutch.
Last One Dead Is A Sissy
That and the Dutch.
What's your problem with Dutch people, already?
This thread.