Things that have confounded you forever

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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:22

pepper

Three Cheers from Everyone

From: Closer to Heaven

Joined: 02/25/2009

Exactly what happened to the chick in the November Rain music video?

Wedding, Reception, Sudden Rainstorm... Funeral?

Was she severely allergic to rain or something?

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:33

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

Everything above the 7th dimension.

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Si vis pacem, para bellum

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:34

big S

It's one thing you should know about me.

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

Money

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Ricky wrote:

"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. The way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:41

rosiemoonjumper

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

How aeroplanes can fly and those big ships can float. I mean, you can give me all the science of it all, but I still can't understand how it works.

How to fold fitted sheets, how on earth can I have a tidy linen cupboard with these bastards all scrumpled up?

My family.

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audreythirteen wrote:

Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:55

Hilla-rat

ya dee?

Joined: 02/10/2010

when i take a big dump and i wonder how it was physically possible that all of that poop fit inside my body

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Man is the cruelest animal.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:56

Hilla-rat

ya dee?

Joined: 02/10/2010

OH and phantom poops, like when you know for a fact that you pooped, but then you look in the toilet and it's nowhere to be found!

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Man is the cruelest animal.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 01:38

fsdghcamel

has no object permanence

From: arkansassy

Joined: 11/06/2008

metaphors in joanna newsom songs

string theory

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"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 02:00

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Death metal.

People saying Russel Crowe is a great actor.

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"My April fools joke: A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The priest orders a whiskey. They have an engaging conversation about the world economy because they are both educated on such matters. Richard Dawkins walks in with a pack of savage scientists, and yells: "I AM HERE TO HAVE AN ORGY OF SCIENTIFIC REASONING IN THE FACE OF YOUR QUAINT SUPERSTITIONS." The priest and the rabbi finish their drinks and quietly leave the bar as Richard Dawkins begins to masturbate." -Phil Jourdan

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 16:26

Caitlinstalks

From: New York

Joined: 10/26/2009

fsdghcamel wrote:

string theory

I went to a lecture last night by the guy who co-authored string theory! I spent the entire two hours pretty confused.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 05:32

danielcraig

Joined: 02/24/2012

Ah you're right Caitlinstalks. Bandit