Naps, how do they work?
Because i have an hour lunch and little to do during that hour i manage to squeeze in a nap a couple times a week. its amazing.
It seems like once a year you'll see some fluff news piece on how someplace is starting a naptime during work hours. It cracks me up. More and more, we really are getting it to were even adulthood is like pre-school.
Dude, that's amazing. I just woke up from a doozy of a nap to find this thread.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The trick is just to take naps anyway, and then have a really convincing doctor's note that says you have narcolepsy and there's nothing you can do about it because you have a serious medical condition.
And then for the coup de gras, have your name legally changed to Rip Van Winkle!
I suck at taking naps! 
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
I take naps like its my job.
I wouldn't mind a nap right now.
It happens to be nearly 11pm though. I do not wish to actually go to be for the night, but a nap sound brilliant.
Yeah, and isn't it great that it's happening for OUR generation.
Just got back from a nap, good times.
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
Napping is great c:
But it's the reason I can't fuckin' sleep right now!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Naps; In Spain they´re called siestas. Just one on a long list of excuses to accomplish absolutely nothing, and reason number two Spain is jostling England for second place in line behind Greece for next EU country to go belly-up (and not to the bar). However, only reason number 352 on my list of reasons to get the fuck off this slow-motion shipwreck.
Oh, I live in Valencia; little over 4 years now; It sucks. Naps are for children. Thus, the siesta.
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
Visca Siesta!
Won´t find too many Catalunyans shouting that phrase. Siesta equals España; Catalunya...not so much. But cute. Soccer fan?
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
Wait. I meant to say naps rule! See ya in a couple hours. 
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
VISCA LA MIGDIADA!
Oh boy, naps! That's where I'm a Viking.
There is hope, but not for us.
That´s more better 
The only thing keeping me from going mad is my bad memory.
buncha nappy headed hoes!
I'll be in my classroom sometimes during my free period and already feel wiped out. In such cases, I lay a cardboard box on the floor and use my booksatchel as a pillow. Alarm provided by cell-phone. FTW.
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Sleep is for Sissies 
Internet stalker extraordinaire, and street poet.
So anyways, when I was working at the hot dog factory, our maintenance department had this mezzanine in it. We had this thing completely decked out as a lounge, with a couch at a bunch of chairs and whatnot. About every single day someone was up there taking a nap. The whole thing was laid out perfectly so that if a boss or anyone came in someone could see down to let the napper know to get up and the person downstairs would never know.
Eventually, we even got to the point where we had a couple electricians set up a motion sensor thing so a red light a buzzer would go off upstairs if someone pushed the door open. It was really an engineering marvel.
the same way magnets do!