Its 2:53 in the Morning, I'm Drunk, I'm High, and I Decided to Start This Thread
I'm probably only doing this because I'm drunk and high but here I go; I met an old friend of mine today, in my elementary days she was my best friend and we did anything together. I met her today half expecting her to be that little tomboy she left has, but alas she was fucking babe, like smoking hot. So there I was looking at her, not believing it was her. We went for a walk, and a shit load of memories come back. She moved away when I was 11, just when you start looking at the opposite sex 'that way.' So all that feelings come back, who I was, not who I am. And all I want to do is go back to those days. The year she moved my other best friend moved, and maybe three earlier my other other best friend had a seizure and is confined to a wheel chair for the rest of his life, can't eat, can't speak, can't walk.
Welcome to the pity party (raises moonshine)
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Yeah happened to me too this morning. Except for a smoking hot babe it was just a pidgeon.
You should fuck her and stop getting drunk and high.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
HAHAHAH PERFECT!
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
When I made a pass at her she made the lame excuse; 'I have a boyfriend'
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
So don't make a pass at her. Just hit her and she'll like you!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
She probably said that as a test.
If you backed off, you failed.
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
I am constantly amazed at the lack of sleep on this board. Posting at 3AM then again at 9 AM. Jeez. I might post until 5AM or so sometimes, but when I do, you don't see me posting again until a respectable 10 hours has passed.
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
Fuck em all! Let God sort em out!
This posting is for Freema.
Sleep well Portland!
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
Funny thing is your first post about meeting up with childhood friend/hot babe is I recently hooked up with the first boy crush I ever had. I've known this guy since first grade and had a crush on him all those years(I went to school with him up until the end of 8th grade). It was weird but I knew I didn't want to miss out on a perfect opportunity to never have to look back and say 'What if?'.
It's cool though because me and him have been friends for so long and we've always had this mutual respect/love for each other, but it's just one of those things that I know we would never work as a legitimate couple. We'll just always be good friends.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
I'm still close friends with my best childhood buddy. We've known eachother since we were 8 years, the 'we' is fairly literal as our birthdays are only four days apart, which was awesome growing up.
We were inseperable from 3rd grade until 8th grade, drifted apart durring our teen years, started hanging around together again when we were 18, had a huge falling out when we were 25 and didn't speak with eachother for a few years, just reconciled about a year ago or so after she had her first child (I think her having her baby made her realise a lot about me and all the times I was frazzled/late/not willing to drop my life on a whim and move to mexico with her etc.)
I'm so happy we made up and have eachother. I feel like a little kid around her. So many things about childhood, who I was, who she was, what made us laugh, the trouble we got in together, raising hell around town, it all comes back when we are together. We can reminice for hours and I am sure if we spent too much time together it wouldn't be long before we were hiding in the bushes throwing rotton apples at passing cars and blowing fire balls with hairspray in grocery stores just for the thrill of running before we were caught.
Funny thing is your first post about meeting up with childhood friend/hot babe is I recently hooked up with the first boy crush I ever had. I've known this guy since first grade and had a crush on him all those years(I went to school with him up until the end of 8th grade). It was weird but I knew I didn't want to miss out on a perfect opportunity to never have to look back and say 'What if?'.
It's cool though because me and him have been friends for so long and we've always had this mutual respect/love for each other, but it's just one of those things that I know we would never work as a legitimate couple. We'll just always be good friends.
Aren't the best. longest lasting couples usually each others best friend though? Sounds like your just coming up with an excuse to keep him in the friend zone because he's a pussy or something. You trollop!
Funny thing is your first post about meeting up with childhood friend/hot babe is I recently hooked up with the first boy crush I ever had. I've known this guy since first grade and had a crush on him all those years(I went to school with him up until the end of 8th grade). It was weird but I knew I didn't want to miss out on a perfect opportunity to never have to look back and say 'What if?'.
It's cool though because me and him have been friends for so long and we've always had this mutual respect/love for each other, but it's just one of those things that I know we would never work as a legitimate couple. We'll just always be good friends.
Aren't the best. longest lasting couples usually each others best friend though? Sounds like your just coming up with an excuse to keep him in the friend zone because he's a pussy or something. You trollop!
I agree - This type behaviour should be in the "Things you are instantly suspicious of".
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
PEPPER:
it's nice to read about a friendship that was able to bounce back.
i'm tired. sorry about the messes i keep making around here.
i remember you mentioning your friend who had the seizure.
i don't know what to say. wish you would enjoy your life. you have so much to look forward to, opportunites...
Funny thing is your first post about meeting up with childhood friend/hot babe is I recently hooked up with the first boy crush I ever had. I've known this guy since first grade and had a crush on him all those years(I went to school with him up until the end of 8th grade). It was weird but I knew I didn't want to miss out on a perfect opportunity to never have to look back and say 'What if?'.
It's cool though because me and him have been friends for so long and we've always had this mutual respect/love for each other, but it's just one of those things that I know we would never work as a legitimate couple. We'll just always be good friends.
Aren't the best. longest lasting couples usually each others best friend though? Sounds like your just coming up with an excuse to keep him in the friend zone because he's a pussy or something. You trollop!
I don't think he's a pussy at all. If anything I'm stuck in the friend zone. But I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work out between us because he's a player, he literally made out with a chick well I was sitting next to him in my friend's car. So yeah I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work out between us. We both want different things. I can explain more things as to why but it'd be a waste of time.
I'M NO TROLLOP!!! haha
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
I'M NO TROLLOP!!! haha
I'm a trollop.
You are the reason cavemen painted on walls!
True story.
Is it a bad thing that I have about 4 F-Book friends who I have banged in HS that I still say hi to now and then?
Internet stalker extraordinaire, and street poet.
Is it bad that I have 23 girls that I regularly and publicly give a booty call to over Facebook?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
When I was 12 my best friend of 4 years moved away to England, I never heard from him again despite trying to get in contact through his grandparents.
I found him on Facebook last year, but his name is completely different, I asked him why he changed his name and I never got an answer, but he accepted my friend request.
[insert random song lyric here]
That depends. Are they cute?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Some cute, some hot, some strictly for whatever fetishes I might have at the moment.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You're a scoundrel and no gentleman ought ever to accompany you to a social function.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Good, cuz I'd rather have a lady at my side... preferably one that suits my then-current needs... perhaps one with tiny feet or a big, fat, black booty. Or both. You never know what you'll desire next.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You da man... I guess. Anyways I was more thinking that I used to be obsessed with some of these chicks and its just .... strange now.
Internet stalker extraordinaire, and street poet.
It really defuses a lot of your old memories of some of the old flames you used to have when you facebook friend them and you see they'ved pushed babies out of what used to one of your favorite places to play in.
HAHAHAHAHA!
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Something like that, one even popped out 6 kids. Its weird that she still looks exactly the same though, maybe photoshop I dunno. But boy did she know how to use a popsicle. One has been married twice and is now an ex-stripper and had changed her name to "Morgan" ahem stripper name. Another is just a mommy now. All of them look the same though and I have changed massively. Its weird.
Internet stalker extraordinaire, and street poet.
That must be really weird.
I don't think I could find a person I dated in high school if my life depended on it. Or anyone I went to school with, for that matter. I wonder if they had a reunion or anything.
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
if they got a big fat black booty there's no way in hell they're gonna have tiny feet.
I want to know why that woman stole my behind!
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
Mmmmmmmmmm, yeaaaah. I think I know who I'm callin' this weekend.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
lookit those cankles!!
The better to keep your ears warm.
And that's my last perv joke of the day.
with the bald head, she kinda looks like a pawn shop logo.
Pity party!?!?
Way I read that, you got your smokin hot babe back! And she got HOTTTTT!!
Funny. Similar thing happened to me this morning as well. A guy I was best friends with in grade 3 found me, and asked if I was the same person he remembered, spurting out all the facts of our childhood.
I'm excited for what's to come. We can't change the past.
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."