In the event of my death:

"I will also pay for Happy Hooker's chemotherapy."

i wish you'd died before my mom did. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER LIFE.

Will do bud.

Wait, do I count as a regular now?

The thread's not exactly cheery...

I was thinking that it's not just weird, but kind of horrible.

Don't be so morbid, Phil!

I call dibs on his wallet.

I call dibs on Scissors.

What about Jack? Who will adopt him?

Angelina Jolie

Poor Jack.

I couple weeks ago I got rid of all my porn in case I died so family wouldn't have to see that shit afterwards. I guess it was selfish. I could have given it away to people on here.

At least he's having fun.

haaa, Pete!

I call dibs on hating you.

A couple of years ago, a friend of the family (not too close, but close enough where I met his parents, and I've seen the inside of his house) died in a car accident. I went to pay my respects to his parents. I visited his room for the first time in a long time. His parents cleaned it up nicely. I didn't particularly like that. I would've preferred to see the mess he left, with the porn collection under his mattress, and all the things that made a teenager a teenager. It would've preserved what he actually was. Death brings to mind the humanness in these little "perversions" we see in other people. It tells a story. A relatable story. One with a plausible beginning and an end. To whitewash the entire memory out of embarrassment is quite... yeah, selfish.

But he was a teenager. I ain't got no thoughts about you as an older dude.

INSTANT SUSPICION
i cain't believe anything still passes for weird here

Who's going to dance on your grave? You have to have people for everything.

I would also like to be the hysterical black woman at the funeral.

On the real though, (I can talk like that because I'm hip), I don't like thinking about stuff like this at all when it comes to me. I'm morbid/self-loathing enough on a daily basis. It leads down some dark hallways.

i get nothing!?

So what are you doing with your maids?

So this means I'm never getting that review you owe me, right?

I honestly don't understand why preparation for death is so frowned upon or called morbid when it's just another fact. It's like how you are eventually going to run out of toilet paper (depending on if you live that long, I guess). It's not like it's an obscure, art nouveau ending that only happens in the movies. Those that are prepared for it leave less uncertainty and more closure for those that are left behind. It's about the consideration of others.

Death and birth are two of the biggest facts of life out there and yet so many people try to pretend they don't exist or they aren't important topics or because of their biological nature they are too messy to deal with. Everything seems to have become so plastic and fake in our made up little world that the vulgar realities we are forced to address on a daily basis are just swept aside and treated like so much garbage to be taken to the dump. As if life itself isn't a biological process. As if thoughts themselves were more than electrical pulses in your brain affected by all sorts of liquid solutions that modify the reception and interpretation and functionality of those pulses.

Uh oh. I got started. Oops!

I get the Baby is Cold, since I did the album cover for the single back when PATH was just on myspace.

Wait, he said unreleased tracks, didn't he? Meh, we'll just split the recorded ones for the royalties.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I'll start saving my tears for you Phil. I've been known to run out of tears before. That would suck if I couldn't live up to my assigned post at your funeral.

Phil, I'd rather you live forever!

I come on here for the first time in like a month and people are dying and I'm adopted by Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie? Sometimes wishes ARE granted.

P.S. I'm stealing that picture as my Facebook profile. Thank you.

Go Microsoft Paint!