I am a REBEL

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:02

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I still think The Simpsons is funny!

Also I DO NOT NECESSARILY ASCRIBE to the religion of my parents. Take THAT, society!

Tell about the ways you REBEL and QUESTION AUTHORITY in your daily life.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:28

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

I'm a rebel and I'm not going to post in here even though you told us we should.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:31

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

I split lanes wherever I ride, and I never stop at the red meter light on highway onramps.

ALSO, recently I ordered a large iced mocha at Starbucks, and the lady behind the counter only charged me for a large coffee, and I did not correct her, thus saving slightly over a dollar.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:41

big S

Wasted all day killing all the Capulets

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

i don't wave at people when they let me over in traffic.

i come and go as i please at work and i play on the internet most of my work day. i don't pay my bosses much mind.

if i'm downtown and i can't find a parking space on the weekend and i really have to pee, i have no qualms about going on the side of a building. yes i know this equates me with bums.

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Ricky wrote:

"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. The way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:44

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I also like to complain about the ENTRENCHED RACISM in my community.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:47

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

This isnt really rebelous but it is dumb

This morning I went to work at 8am,
helped my brother
then my Dad
then fed Cujo
talked to Mum
when to my favourite cafe had two coffees
bought the newspaper,
served about 20 kids candy in the shop

AND after all that Mum decides to tell me my jumper is on the wrong way around.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:57

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

I travel to the wrong side of town to listen to live negro music.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:02

big S

Wasted all day killing all the Capulets

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

do you shuck and jive?

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:04

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

More than you know.

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douche

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:08

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

big S wrote:

do you shuck and jive?

Hahaha, that was pretty funny.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:54

#10

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I think IQ tests are bullshit!

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:58

#11

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

The fuck? This thread is retarded.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:04

#12

ScribblingDes

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

I don't like Brett Easton Ellis.

I hated There's Something About Mary, and most other Ben Stiller movies.

I LOVE the Counting Crows.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:08

#13

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

I liked Huey Lewis and the News before American Psycho made it the ironic cool thing to do.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:12

#14

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Ritt wrote:

The fuck? This thread is retarded.

I fucked your dad. Not to get back at you, but because I have unconventionial ideas about age-appropriate relationships with men!

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:38

#15

Marissa

Joined: 02/14/2010

I don't have a Twitter account.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:43

#16

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

jane s. wrote:

Ritt wrote:

The fuck? This thread is retarded.

I fucked your dad. Not to get back at you, but because I have unconventionial ideas about age-appropriate relationships with men!

i have no problem with this ideology even though it runs counter-intuitive to what society deems appropriate.

i also support teh gheys doing whatever the hell they want to do with their lives, even when they want to destroy it by getting married.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:51

#17

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

I used to be a rebel, till about a week ago when I actually got a facebook account. It was a moment of weakness.
Still no Twitter, though. Fuck that shit.

Atheist out of a Catholic family.

Maybe more, but meh.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 13:12

#18

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I fucked Jack in teh buttz.

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— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 13:35

#19

Clem

From: London

Joined: 03/21/2006

Sometimes I put the dishwasher on after 10.30pm, oh the craziness!

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 14:37

#20

Giggan

Viva Voluntarisme

From: Concord, The Shire

Joined: 10/19/2006

I don't chant with people when they do it. I don't pledge my allegiance to a nationalistically symbolic cloth.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 14:54

#21

Kendrick Dougla...

Joined: 11/03/2009

Marissa wrote:

I don't have a Twitter account.

You rebel you!

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 15:15

#22

ScarecrowJack

From: London

Joined: 04/03/2008

I don't particularly care for milk.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 15:24

#23

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

ScarecrowJack wrote:

I don't particularly care for milk.

Jack, hey , whoa! Don't say things you can't take back just to seem rebellious.

Wed, 06/16/2010 - 21:09

#24

Caitlinstalks

Joined: 10/26/2009

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 15:29

#25

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

Caitlinstalks wrote:

And I don't like chocolate. I know, what the fuck is wrong with me?

you don't like chocolate, for one. this is the source of your confusion.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 15:29

#26

ScarecrowJack

From: London

Joined: 04/03/2008

You know what Mike? I'm through playing nice. You ready to have all your f**king worlds blown open?

George W. Bush could have made some better choices in his time as president.

(Lights cigarette, leans against wall, SCOWLS)

Wed, 06/16/2010 - 21:09

#27

Caitlinstalks

Joined: 10/26/2009

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:01

#28

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

Caitlinstalks wrote:

Don't even get me started on dark chocolate.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:09

#29

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

monkeywright wrote:

ScarecrowJack wrote:

I don't particularly care for milk.

Jack, hey , whoa! Don't say things you can't take back just to seem rebellious.

I thought the Godfather trilogy was trash...

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:30

#30

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

I refuse to go to school or get a job or press the button that stops traffic at intersections. Life is just one constant game of Frogger.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:40

#31

ScubaSteve1729

Brought to you by The Space Pope

From: the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy

Joined: 09/05/2009

I don't take the pills my psychiatrist tells me to take!! MWAHAHAHA!!

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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan

"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:54

#32

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

i've detagged my pillow. i did it IN THE SHOP.

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lofivinyl wrote:

Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!

Tuffy wrote:

I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 16:58

#33

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

I turned my google safesearch function OFF.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:02

#34

spacemonkey1888

Effero Ergo Sum

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

I'm culting incognito with new google chrome!

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:28

#35

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

ScarecrowJack wrote:

You know what Mike? I'm through playing nice. You ready to have all your f**king worlds blown open?

George W. Bush could have made some better choices in his time as president.

(Lights cigarette, leans against wall, SCOWLS)

Can I be in your gang?

Will we get to wear outfits that make us look like the surly cat in your avatar?

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:37

#36

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

monkeywright wrote:

ScarecrowJack wrote:

You know what Mike? I'm through playing nice. You ready to have all your f**king worlds blown open?

George W. Bush could have made some better choices in his time as president.

(Lights cigarette, leans against wall, SCOWLS)

Can I be in your gang?

Will we get to wear outfits that make us look like the surly cat in your avatar?

Somehow, I imagine the gang to be called the "Tough Brets" and to look a bit like this:

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:38

#37

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

holy shit that's awesome. the asian man rocks.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:40

#38

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

damien_mayfair wrote:

holy shit that's awesome. the asian man rocks.

Even more awesome is his wife. She's in the gang, too, but you can only see her pants in that pic.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:44

#39

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

damien_mayfair wrote:

holy shit that's awesome. the asian man rocks.

Even more awesome is his wife. She's in the gang, too, but you can only see her pants in that pic.

i just assumed tough bret had a gang member dedicated to getting grabby to, you know, show off his gangland status to other gangs.

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lofivinyl wrote:

Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!

Tuffy wrote:

I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:48

#40

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

damien_mayfair wrote:

holy shit that's awesome. the asian man rocks.

Even more awesome is his wife. She's in the gang, too, but you can only see her pants in that pic.

ha! i see her legs. please say she has a visor on her head.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 17:53

#41

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

I'm not sure, but I'm definite that it's a possibility.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 06/16/2010 - 21:09

#42

Caitlinstalks

Joined: 10/26/2009

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 18:31

#43

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

Caitlinstalks wrote:

I was a vegetarian for the past five years, then my boyfriend fed me sausage. Well, that was after I got really high...

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 18:40

#44

Tuffy

I remember when I was

From: shiny and new.

Joined: 03/29/2009

Caitlinstalks wrote:

my boyfriend fed me sausage.

winkwinknudgenudge

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 18:41

#45

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

i totally saw that setup and passed it just to show you that my thoughts are pure.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 19:17

#46

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

damien_mayfair wrote:

ha! i see her legs. please say she has a visor on her head.

this is what i meant by the way, for those playing the home game and got confused by what timberly and i were discussing:

it doubles as a kick-ass avatar candidate.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 19:20

#47

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

I love the hiking/welding masks I see in Griffith Park!

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 19:23

#48

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

this is hilarious. i'm not the only confounded by these welders:

http://www.yelp.com/topic/los-angeles-asian-lady-darth-vader-sun-visor

EDIT: hahhahaha

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 19:35

#49

Tuffy

I remember when I was

From: shiny and new.

Joined: 03/29/2009

I want one.

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Mon, 03/08/2010 - 19:38

#50

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

LeHaHi wrote:

I turned my google safesearch function OFF.

^^ Favorite.

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