Floridians Offically Retarded
Stuffed Pony Locks Down School
Elementary School Was Placed Under Code Yellow Lockdown
POSTED: Tuesday, September 7, 2010
UPDATED: 1:59 pm EDT September 7, 2010
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Waterbridge Elementary School in Orange County was placed on lockdown Tuesday morning for more than an hour while authorities investigated a suspicious device, which appeared to be a pony-shaped stuffed animal.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office said the school was under a modified code yellow lockdown beginning at 11 a.m., meaning people at the school could only have limited movement inside buildings and outside activity was not permitted.
The device was determined to be non-threatening after the Sheriff's Office conducted a thorough investigation,
The Sheriff's Office said the suspicious device was located off school property near Whisper Glen Court.
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Cool pic of robot fighting stuffed animal
Sounds like a nice place to raise a family.
Last One Dead Is A Sissy
This is why the internet was created.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I'd already gotten the impression that you were Floridian.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Oh man. You better not be one of my relatives, or I'm telling!
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
Maybe they thought it was a Trojan Horse!!
[Insert condom joke here]
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain? - D. M.
Lololol turned out to just be horseshit.
Bag full o' stuffed pony manure.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
it's like a kid-friendly version of KidCo!
add quran burning
PS~
"The Sheriff's Office said the suspicious device was located off school property near Whisper Glen Court."
Whisper Glen so appropriate because if they even hear the wind blow they shit their pants.
And this is why I had no issue when my ex told me she was moving to Florida. I told her it was a smart choice. For her. Heh.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
~The Zen of Sarcasm
I'd already gotten the impression that you were Floridian.
Soon (fingers crossed).
Last One Dead Is A Sissy
Yup.
Wait... You're still waiting for official designation?
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Wait... You're still waiting for official designation?
It's a lengthy registration process. My hopes are high, but subconsciously I'm fully expecting rejection.
If so, I have applications to MA and AZ ready as back up and Detroit, MI specifically as my wildcard.
Realistically I should start preparing for extradition back to wherever it was I came from.
Last One Dead Is A Sissy
This is dumber than that guy that wants to burn all the Korans. Not much, but on a concentrated level, it's got that beautiful combination of idiotic+kind of adorable.
There is hope, but not for us.
Man, my jokes are totally lost in this thread.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
YA that guy's stupid and he misspelled Qurans I thought his sign said international burn a korean day at 1st.
But really if he does that Im sure the minute it happens somewhere someone will put a price on his life.
I'm not a 7-year-old girl but that pony looks like a pretty cool toy.
But really if he does that Im sure the minute it happens somewhere someone will put a price on his life.
burning koreans would probably cause less of an outrage.
parker, i second that.
I'm just flowing with the whole retarded thing.
Last One Dead Is A Sissy
Some poor girl is missing her pony right know. Poor kid probably wont be able to go to sleep knowing that the pony was violated my the police.
But really if he does that Im sure the minute it happens somewhere someone will put a price on his life.
burning koreans would probably cause less of an outrage.
I totally read Koreans in Janes post, it would be a shame to burn Koreans though I enjoy their food and liquor.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
I enjoy their friendly massages.
Are they the ones that use their hands or feet?
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Yes.
What was suspicious about it? Did it have a goatee?