Ailment Thread
I figured I'd make a thread for what ailments and illnesses you may have at the moment. Instead of ruining other threads with gripe about the flu or breaking a hip. Like Melman we can whine all we want here about that newly discovered disease we may have.

I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
I've got an infection (the kind that makes your snot really green), my knees and ankles ache along with the left side of my jaw (rugby injury) from the cold, and I can't stop drinking to let myself heal.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Poor Jazy.
I hope you feel better. Headaches are evil.
I slipped on my porch and sprained my hand last week. Couldn't use my hand at all for about two days.It is still kind of painful to grip anything.
I'm also worried I'm slipping into a depression. I feel apathetic, angry, irritated and unmotivated most of the time the past month. Mostly apathetic. I just want to be left alone.
I try not to let it show too much in my posts, and this place generally makes me feel happy so it doesn't show too bad.
I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (Connective tissue and joint disorder) and the heat in Australia is messing with it big time.
/adds more baww.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
Aw, I love Melman, haha.
I want more than them
That's the difference
Mindflu.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Haha I love how in Madagascar 2 he becomes the Witchdoctor for all the giraffes.

I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
my whole body hurts. But then I know the cause, and I pretty much did it to myself, so does it even count as an ailment? hmph.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
In this thread it does. And what were you doing, body slamming yourself into walls?(kidding by the way)
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
oh you know... the word 'sexcapades' comes to mind. even though its probably not really a word...
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
Haha Melody!
I'm hungover. I took stuff for the headache, but I'm all puffy faced and it's ikky.
Pretty much all the babies had snotty noses and scratchy voices last week. So of course now I have a dry throat and runny nose (I had these symptoms before boozehaggery last night).
Booooooooooo baby germs!
Ha! I was gonna ask if you had crazy sex but I didn't want to come off as crude since we're not really close and all. But ^5! haha
I'm hungover. I took stuff for the headache, but I'm all puffy faced and it's ikky.
Pretty much all the babies had snotty noses and scratchy voices last week. So of course now I have a dry throat and runny nose (I had these symptoms before boozehaggery last night).
Booooooooooo baby germs!
Yes baby germs are lethal. I swear if a sick baby so much as looks at me I get sick instantly. It's horrible. I'm actually wondering if I'm getting sick and that's why I have this awful headache or if it's just my morning allergies combined with the heater that's on through the night.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
'crazy' doesn't even begin to describe it. 'epic' is a start.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
Ha! Wow.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
It's something I would love to blab about, but I don't think this is the place.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
Hey Guise! Dibbles is one of those "Beat Me! Bite Me! Harder! Harder!!!" girls!
Carry on.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Oh, ailments. I am now out of Darvocet forever.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Late Onset Albinoism.
I'm extremely suspicious of sick babies now. One gave me whooping cough! That sure is a horrible disease.. It was crazy.
I want more than them
That's the difference
Codeine, Xanax, valium, and alcohol are a poor substitute for Darvocet.
FYI.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I love/miss codeine. Valium, eh. Xanax, I think I had one once, eh. Alcohol, well, alcohol never fails me, I fail alcohol.
Codeine would definitely be nice right now though.
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
My fucking back is killing me. I got really drunk Saturday night, which means I probably came home and just flopped onto the bed. If I sleep on my stomach for more than an hour or so, my back is wrecked for like a week. And I have almost a month until my next chiropractor visit!
But the worst part is that I got so loaded that I passed out. Passed out = no saturday-night-sexy-time for me. Curse you, demon alcohol!
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
I am just extremely out of shape, Tuffy.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
I know what can fix that.
"Beat Me! Bite Me! Harder! Harder!!!"
Power to ya, Dibs.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Codeine + Xanax + Valium + alcohol is an effective unconsciousing agent. Unfortunately,
- It does not count as actual sleep.
- It is completely ineffective against pain.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Mah tummy hurts. 
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
Any chance this is accompanied by nausea, irritability, heartburn and possibly some spotting? Hrmmm?
*Imagine accompanied by a jealous/knowing look*
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I have a chronic gastrointestinal issue. So my tummy hurts quite often.
Also, I'm on birth control.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
I was conceived on birth control.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
I wasn't.
I was too (conceived on birth control), but mainly I was just teasing because I would like some sexcapades and am jealous that others get to have them.
I was just funny that you talked about that and then went straight to "Mah tummy hurts."
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I just left work early. I think I'm getting the flu. My whole torso feels ill. I can't describe it any other way.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Sunburnt shoulder. 

That's what you get for gloating about your beautiful sunny weather, ya kiwi.
sun burns suck
rub some aloe vera on it
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
I know! Bloody karma.
I also suffer from bad humours.
I haven't seen any outbreak of gifs so how could that be Nate?
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
oh, it be me alright!
punctuation ails me
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.
I think I have the ague.
Either that or consumption.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
BRAIN CLOUD
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
dammit. I should have thought of that.
two severe bilateral hernias and 3 broken bones in my wrist.
I got this ingrown hair on my nutsack that's killing me. For real. woke up to it trying to smother me witha pillow. im drunk.

You need to whack it, Frank.
Use a ball peen hammer.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Headache, ugh.
I want more than them
That's the difference
My feet are cold. Oh! And I have two kids that don't want to get up for school. Other than that, I'm as healthy as the ox I'm bred to be.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
About a week ago my husband had a headcold. So now I have a headcold.
that's no ingrown hair. That's my wife!
Darvocet Withdrawal
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Limiting Withdrawal From Darvocet
Withdrawal from Darvocet can be extremely unpleasant. It can be so uncomfortable that people start taking the drug again in order to relieve withdrawal symptoms. In order to limit withdrawal, you should not stop taking Darvocet "cold turkey." Your healthcare provider can slowly decrease your dose at a rate that helps minimize withdrawal symptoms (most healthcare providers will be more than willing to help you stop taking Darvocet). Remember, withdrawal from Darvocet is not necessarily a symptom of abuse, and you should not be embarrassed to ask for help in this matter.< Go Back to Darvocet Withdrawal, Page 1
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I have a headache that won't go away
I took one of my mom's hardcore pain medications but it didn't even take the pain away.
My knees have been killing me from the cold and rain.
And my TMJ(temporomandibular joint disorder) has been acting up.
A combination of TMJ and sinus issues is what's been killing my head.
Anyone have a sledge hammer I can borrow?
I just want someone to accept my craziness...haven't found the right kind of crazy though.