Which Character are you? - Character test

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 09:26

film_freak

From: The Tree Fort, Birmingham

Joined: 10/04/2006

I just took the [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/test]character test [/URL]and it seems that I'm the narator from Fight Club............yeah that pretty much makes sense. Tongue

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 09:29

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

I'm supposed to be Tyler Durden...

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 10:40

kakunn

Argentinonimo

From: Argentina

Joined: 11/24/2006

Tender Branson here.... Kill yourself

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 10:53

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

I got Tender Branson too...I wanted Marla Singer Sad

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 10:57

Frank

Filtering through the meaningless to once again find the meaningful.

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

[QUOTE=188416;966341]I got Tender Branson too...I wanted Marla Singer :([/QUOTE]

I also got Tender. I was sure I was answering as Victor.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 12:00

Mr.Shadov

loved and hated in equal amount

From: strange country called Poland

Joined: 01/07/2006

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;966343]I also got Tender. I was sure I was answering as Victor.[/QUOTE]
Tender, I was sure I was answering as Narrator...

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Muffins, Jazz & Trolling! Fuck Yeah! :3

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 12:35

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

I was Victor Mancini

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 13:20

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Tender Branson for me.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 13:27

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

Wow I'm the only Tyler Durden .
I know it will soon change but still..

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 13:42

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I'm pretty sure I posted this quiz about a zillion years ago. I think I was Tender then. I'mma try it again and SEE IF I HAVE CHANGED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS or so.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 13:45

#10

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Nope, I'm the same.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 13:48

#11

Synnove

Promise little and do much.

From: Columbia, SC

Joined: 10/25/2006

Add another Tender Branson to the list.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:02

#12

Mr.Shadov

loved and hated in equal amount

From: strange country called Poland

Joined: 01/07/2006

jane! this test sucks we need a new better one!

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Muffins, Jazz & Trolling! Fuck Yeah! :3

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:13

#13

kifter

Joined: 01/04/2006

[QUOTE=Jeanne-Hélène;966396]Wow I'm the only Tyler Durden .
I know it will soon change but still..[/QUOTE]

yeah youre right i got tyler as well.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:16

#14

Thag

Joined: 11/23/2004

damn man, I am tender too. I have never even read that book.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:20

#15

ksecomebackkid

From: NY

Joined: 04/19/2007

i got Tyler Durden too

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:22

#16

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;966442]jane! this test sucks we need a new better one![/QUOTE]

Hell, if we made up good enough questions, I bet we could sucker Dennis into replacing the old test with the Cult-made one.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:26

#17

y=mx+b

Joined: 05/06/2007

I scored as Tyler Durden. So.. is this online quiz telling me that I don't actually exist?

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:47

#18

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

Great, now let's make a big coallition/mutiny and rule the Cult.
Are you with me Tyler Durdens?

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:50

#19

kifter

Joined: 01/04/2006

[QUOTE=Jeanne-Hélène;966483]Great, now let's make a big coallition/mutiny and rule the Cult.
Are you with me Tyler Durdens?[/QUOTE]

yeah!

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 15:54

#20

unwrapmypackage

From: New York City

Joined: 05/02/2007

I am Tyler Durden. I actually don't mind.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 17:27

#21

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

You don't mind being imaginary?

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 17:36

#22

kakunn

Argentinonimo

From: Argentina

Joined: 11/24/2006

there are a lot of tenders...we could start a creedish cult!

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 17:39

#23

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

I think you all fibbed, anyway I am Brandy Alexander!

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:00

#24

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

This is a stupid test.
I wanted to be Rant.

[QUOTE][INDENT][INDENT]You are Chuck Palahniuk! The Author of Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, and Choke

You are the dark, twisted, and brilliant creator of some of the most socially aware and profound literature EVER!
And it's really fucking funny!

Your private life is shrouded in mystery, and in your free time you wear huge turtlenecks to cover up your freakishly long neck.

Can I birth your children?[/INDENT][/INDENT][/QUOTE]

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:08

#25

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

Eeeew, Tender Branson. I don't want that.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:09

#26

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

they need to update this test.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:18

#27

kifter

Joined: 01/04/2006

maybe make some new ones as well? but what would the test be about??

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:27

#28

unwrapmypackage

From: New York City

Joined: 05/02/2007

[QUOTE=jane s.;966594]You don't mind being imaginary?[/QUOTE]

Being imaginary is like being a fantasy. I don't mind being someone's fantasy.

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 18:36

#29

Squeek

Chronically Unoriginal

From: The Cult, duh!

Joined: 02/11/2006

Tender.

Did this test come out before Lullaby, cause I think of myself as a Carl Streator.

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Mon, 05/07/2007 - 20:56

#30

#6495ED

King Crow

From: Ravenholm

Joined: 02/28/2007

Im Tender too

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Tue, 05/08/2007 - 01:47

#31

rosiemoonjumper

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

"Which Chuck Character are you most like?
Get some help. You are the narrator from Fight Club."

Great.

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audreythirteen wrote:

Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.

Tue, 05/08/2007 - 04:52

#32

nonamesleft47

Joined: 02/22/2007

Victor Mancini---

That's pretty deep, since I'm the ultimate enabler looking for a way out. Help me, help you, but in the back of my mind I'm really saying I don't give a fuck.

Tue, 05/08/2007 - 06:26

#33

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

Elric VIII, 428th Emperor of Melniboné?

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FUCK YEAH BABY ANIMALS

Thu, 05/10/2007 - 14:44

#34

nosmartyr

Joined: 03/21/2007

im tyler durden, which is whot i figured id be :I

Sat, 06/09/2007 - 09:57

#35

SHSUGuy1985

David Clarke

From: Texas

Joined: 04/04/2007

I got Tender Branson... wow...

Sun, 06/10/2007 - 01:47

#36

lucidnightmare

Joined: 04/03/2007

I'm the narrator from fight club.
Spose this means im not a sex addict which [I]could[/I] be a good thing......

Sun, 06/10/2007 - 10:29

#37

Vick5y

From: Boston

Joined: 06/01/2007

I got Tender Branson. But I haven't even read Survivor yet. haha

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:01

#38

escapeartist11

Joined: 06/15/2007

Hey, I'm Tyler Durden, too.
I was sure I'd be Marla, unless that wasn't an option.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:26

#39

happy_hooker

From: right coast

Joined: 04/03/2007

Queen Supreme, Brandy Alexander.

Not too big of a surprise. I do love pharmaceuticals.

i am not transgendered or a con (wo)man though.

i have coonsidered the open house medicine cabinet raids though.
sounds fun.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 15:38

#40

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

I got Chuck P. himself!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 15:44

#41

bigshrimpn

From: At my place

Joined: 05/28/2007

[QUOTE=Ritt;997320]I got Chuck P. himself![/QUOTE]
Liar.

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Mon, 07/09/2007 - 15:56

#42

PocketFives

Walking Aphrodisiac (TM Frank)

From: Gainesvizzle, Floridizzle

Joined: 06/03/2006

Yeah, I got Chuck P, too. He's not a character, dammit! What a cop-out.

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Six On The Dot wrote:

If you put fried rice on top of a pizza, then eat the whole thing and a liter of coke to yourself, naked, I'm pretty sure that's helly close to liberation.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 16:00

#43

bigshrimpn

From: At my place

Joined: 05/28/2007

[QUOTE=PocketFives;997328]Yeah, I got Chuck P, too. He's not a character, dammit! What a cop-out.[/QUOTE]
2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.

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Mon, 07/09/2007 - 16:02

#44

PocketFives

Walking Aphrodisiac (TM Frank)

From: Gainesvizzle, Floridizzle

Joined: 06/03/2006

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;997329]2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.[/QUOTE]

Corellion said the same thing on the last page.

And this smiley makes me happy.
:crucified

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Six On The Dot wrote:

If you put fried rice on top of a pizza, then eat the whole thing and a liter of coke to yourself, naked, I'm pretty sure that's helly close to liberation.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 16:18

#45

d.palmetto

Joined: 06/13/2007

Tyler Durden

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 16:43

#46

chubbz

From: Western Hemisphere of Earth

Joined: 07/18/2005

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;997329]2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.[/QUOTE]

:liar:

Chucky P. Homie G

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 17:17

#47

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

Tsk. I got Tyler. Boooring.

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Mon, 07/09/2007 - 18:31

#48

Ironman

Joined: 04/09/2007

Victor Mancini! Yeah it makes sence, but survivor was the best book, in my opinion.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 19:34

#49

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

I wanna be Victor.

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Mon, 07/09/2007 - 19:46

#50

bigshrimpn

From: At my place

Joined: 05/28/2007

[QUOTE=Ironman;997398]Victor Mancini! Yeah it makes sence, but survivor was the best book, in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
This is not an opinion, it is fact and therefore cannot be argued by anyone. Sorry guys.

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